that news hit late Friday but, as you guys already know, I mentally check out around noon on Wednesday: Anyhow, Gary Coleman and his 22-year-old bride Shannon Price are already on the outs. The couple will seem on an upcoming episode of Divorce Court set to air later that week, according to the AP:

“If he doesn’t get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does,” Price says, according to a transcript of the show provided to The Associated Press. “He like stomps the floor and yells, ‘Meehhhh,’ and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too.”

Okay, I don’t know about you guys, but that sounds FREAKING AWESOME! Ha ha, seriously, I want to adopt Gary Coleman. Who do I shout to form that happen? Sally Strothers? Oprah? Or is that more Madonna’s bag?

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